As the recent spate of male celebrities caught with their pants down attests, romance is not dead, it's simply taken a new form: sending ladies grainy pictures of your penis.No longer confined to the casual encounters section of Craigslist, dick pics are the new dinner and a movie. If it's good enough for Kanye and Brett Favre, it's got to be a great way to win over potential paramours.
Seriously, though, why send pics of your junk? Let's face it: the li'l guy is not a looker, nor is he photogenic. I love mine and everything, but it is not the first thing I would throw out there if I was trying to woo a maiden. No, I'd probably tell her how I've never had a cavity or that I can name every US president. That's how you get a lady.
Seriously, if you can make it past James Monroe, THAT, sir, is EXACTLY how you get a lady!
ReplyDeleteThat's what I'm saying. Shit gets real after the Civil War until about Teddy Roosevelt. Nobody remembers those dudes!
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