Carnival!

It's Carnival time in Brazil, and what better way to celebrate here in the still-frozen North than watching a video of a young and very stupid Ahnold Schwarzenegger cavorting and molesting women in Rio?

This video is chock full of ridiculous over-the-top machismo, but Ahnold saves his best material for last, lecherously tricking a Brazilian woman into sucking on a carrot as he teaches her super-useful English words like "biting." Yep, Californians made this guy their governor.